[Oh this was a lot of information he was finding out about the other detective prince. Wow, how this reminded him about Akechi. Well apart from the fact that Akechi was a little shit and Naoto seemed more like what he expected. Only, you know privy to information that would make most people blush.
Except Ren keeps it professional.]
I volunteered to test out a few things but I didn't know she used you like a guinea pig. [There's a...fondness to his voice for some reason?] I had a doctor help me out back home. I tested her off-the-counter medicines so she could sell me some. [See? He's a perfectly normal boy.
Also tentacle hentai. Nothing wrong with that.]
Well sure it's her birthday, but you have to like that too. [Ren is not going to give him bad advice if Kanji is miserable with Naoto taking complete control and is just doing it as a present and to be ~sexy~ so to speak.] Personally I like a little of the give and take.
[He strokes his chin in thought.]
Has she made comments about how you look? During a moon? I hope it's not too much to ask if she has a preference.
Oh, I love a change-up, believe me! She just gets shy, I think. It's weird, 'cause I figured I'd be the one to be like that, y'know?
[But knowing deep down she was like that was so... refreshing. It's part of why he fell for her. They both had things to hide and the fact that she was so open and vulnerable with him as he was in kind was something he wanted to fuckin'... write about, or... or draw, but how do you explain to your girlfriend that he only drew secret porn because he felt inspired rather than 'wow, Kanji's a creep'?]
How I look...? How I... look...
[A long draw from his cup. She'd called him handsome, she'd insisted he didn't look strange or scary many times when he doubted himself. But there was one thing, wasn't there?]
Oh! My Sanguis form! It's kinduva mix of dragon and my old wolf form. I always get pet and she pats my belly, and... when I go real wild, she-...
No one really reveals their entire life in public. It makes sense.
[Secret porn? Kanji you sly dog.
Regardless if Ren's own thoughts; data gathering complete. Now to prepare an optimal course for his request. He taps his chin briefly before reaching a conclusion;]
Sounds like she already thinks you're pretty sexy.
[A little dose of making sure Kanji understands that part first; he wouldn't be a good protagonist without giving out zen-like advice, helping the person speaking figure out things for themselves. Of course this is also Ren, he's got horrible ideas.]
However if you want to turn it up a notch what you really need is self confidence. I'm pretty good at it myself. [Sure it's a brag, but that's what Kanji came here for.] It's all you need to make yourself look good in anything. Then part of it is just acting if you don't feel you have that confidence and it will just come naturally.
[TASTEFUL NUDES, okay!? He calls 'em tasteful nudes! Art school people do that, don't they? And his work involves fewer lobsters to boot. Yet despite this, he still had to brighten up and blush when he heard what in retrospect would be obvious: Naoto wouldn't be waking up together in bed with him if he wasn't at least kinda-sorta-maybe-a-little-sexy.
But he wanted to turn it up a notch. Yes. This right here! ...Self-confidence. Shit. But acting it when you don't feel you have it? He yelled a lot, swung his chair at things. That was confidence. But... but he needed a different confidence.]
[Yes of course. Tasteful nudes. :) Look he has one of his best friends painting him nude and he's fine with it, heck the portrait may be stashed somewhere in the office if he looks around.]
Well...[the cheeky grin goes into something a little more apologetic?]...I have a few ideas of doing that. Have you visited the Wear Wolf shop lately?
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Except Ren keeps it professional.]
I volunteered to test out a few things but I didn't know she used you like a guinea pig. [There's a...fondness to his voice for some reason?] I had a doctor help me out back home. I tested her off-the-counter medicines so she could sell me some. [See? He's a perfectly normal boy.
Also tentacle hentai. Nothing wrong with that.]
Well sure it's her birthday, but you have to like that too. [Ren is not going to give him bad advice if Kanji is miserable with Naoto taking complete control and is just doing it as a present and to be ~sexy~ so to speak.] Personally I like a little of the give and take.
[He strokes his chin in thought.]
Has she made comments about how you look? During a moon? I hope it's not too much to ask if she has a preference.
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[But knowing deep down she was like that was so... refreshing. It's part of why he fell for her. They both had things to hide and the fact that she was so open and vulnerable with him as he was in kind was something he wanted to fuckin'... write about, or... or draw, but how do you explain to your girlfriend that he only drew secret porn because he felt inspired rather than 'wow, Kanji's a creep'?]
How I look...? How I... look...
[A long draw from his cup. She'd called him handsome, she'd insisted he didn't look strange or scary many times when he doubted himself. But there was one thing, wasn't there?]
Oh! My Sanguis form! It's kinduva mix of dragon and my old wolf form. I always get pet and she pats my belly, and... when I go real wild, she-...
...sheeeee likes it.
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[Secret porn? Kanji you sly dog.
Regardless if Ren's own thoughts; data gathering complete. Now to prepare an optimal course for his request. He taps his chin briefly before reaching a conclusion;]
Sounds like she already thinks you're pretty sexy.
[A little dose of making sure Kanji understands that part first; he wouldn't be a good protagonist without giving out zen-like advice, helping the person speaking figure out things for themselves. Of course this is also Ren, he's got horrible ideas.]
However if you want to turn it up a notch what you really need is self confidence. I'm pretty good at it myself. [Sure it's a brag, but that's what Kanji came here for.] It's all you need to make yourself look good in anything. Then part of it is just acting if you don't feel you have that confidence and it will just come naturally.
[There's that mischievous smile again.]
I could show you if you want.
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But he wanted to turn it up a notch. Yes. This right here! ...Self-confidence. Shit. But acting it when you don't feel you have it? He yelled a lot, swung his chair at things. That was confidence. But... but he needed a different confidence.]
Er, show me? ...How're ya gonna show me...?
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Well...[the cheeky grin goes into something a little more apologetic?]...I have a few ideas of doing that. Have you visited the Wear Wolf shop lately?
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Yeah, I get stuff from there sometimes. It's how I got my... uh, dog? I think he's a dog.
But he puts new stuff out sometimes. I try to check 'em out.