Don't worry, I'm sure there's plenty of people in this world who are ready to teach you all about buff life. [Plus they went to protein gym together!] Hey I'm not keeping tabs. I'm sure if the situation was reversed you'd do the same for me.

[Oh he'd lube it up and many other things.]

You can try, but you won't. That's why there's wooden poles on the ceiling...it reminds me when Morgana would make me work out in the attic.